Dear Staff,

You've had your coffee and waffles, gotten your pay raise and now it's time to cap off a fantastic Thursday with a humble celebration of yours truly!

Stop by Main Office Room 2A from 1-4:30 p.m., to pick up your very own Splash McClean bobblestatue. There are a lot of bobbleheads out there, but none are as awesome as this one!

And for those who can't make it today, fear not. There's enough Splash to go around. Just email my spokesman Chris Cole and he'll hook you up.

Thanks, and Happy Splash McClean Day!!!

Splash McClean